Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Monday, February 25, 2008
Salsa Napkins
The story of the Salsa Napkins.
Yesterday I went out to lunch with my parents. We went by Cotija’s Taco Shop to grab some food--delicious, scrumptious Shrimp burritos, may I add! They like to eat their lunch down at ‘J’ Street Marina Park. Off we went…
I finished my burrito before my parents were done eating. As I was waiting for them to finish, I noticed all the birds on the grass in front of us. I wish I had pieces of bread to feed them…but I obviously didn’t. Since I didn’t have bread, what do I decide to feed them--lemon wedges. Apparently they don’t like lemons, nor do they make a ’sour face’ when they bite into them. Suddenly, I was transformed into a 10 year old/mad scientist-- “Lemme dunk the lemon wedges into the hot sauce and see what happens”. I threw them out the van door. THE BIRDS ATE THEM!! Wow! I anticipated a ‘sour face’ from them. No reaction, but they ate them. “So if they’ll eat lemons with salsa, maybe they’ll eat napkins drenched in hot sauce”. Don’t forget “13 year old/mad scientist” mind at work here….Napkins dip away!
Tossed them out---
THEY ATE THOSE ALSO!! It was trippy!! I liked the way the “salsa napkins” would SPLAT! on the ground as I threw them out---like a spit wad. (typing this I feel like an immature idiot! How do I even have friends?) Anyways, I sorta felt bad that I was feeding the birds NAPKINS dipped in SALSA! But I justified it into thinking “I was feeding them leaves w/ tomatoes” Problem solved.
Note to self: Carry a piece of bread with you next time.
Fake
My friend Liz mentioned that our friend J was wearing "Real Fake Lashes"--pretty funny, if you ask me. I took a look at them. expecting to see "real fake lashes" that RuPaul would wear....but J's were pretty nice. She was pretty nice to even let me take a photo of them.
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